That moment when you've been researching how to cut glass bottles,
and have consumed plenty of Harveys Bristol Cream sherry,
so that you have a nice blue bottle for cutting,
and realise that the rough and fine sand paper you have kept
- in your collection of potentially useful things that never actually see the light of day
(except when you add another potentially useful thing) -
may actually have a use now,
and are searching for it in every place you can remember it being
- while tipsy,
since you've decided you're going to do a trial cut on a spare Desperados bottle
that you just happen to have kicking about although you finished it a long time ago,
- but you are still probably too tipsy to be attempting such things,
when really it would probably be easier to just buy one off the Internet.
But where's the fun in that?